Текст песни Barenaked Ladies — History of Everythin

Оригинальный текст и слова песни History of Everythin:

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait…
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

«Since the dawn of man» is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It’s expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here, it won’t be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we’re here, they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

Русский перевод:

Наша целая вселенная была в горячем плотном состоянии,
Затем почти четырнадцать миллиардов лет назад расширение началось. Подожите…
Земля начала охлаждаться,
автотрофы начали пускать слюни,
Неандертальцы развивали инструменты,
Мы построили стену (мы построили пирамиды),
Математика, наука, история, распутывая тайны,
Это всё началось с большого взрыва!

«Поскольку рассвет человека» действительно не так долог,
Поскольку каждая галактика была сформирована скорее чем поётся эта песня.
Фракция секунды и элементов была сделана.
Двуногие встали прямо,
динозавры все встретили свою судьбу,
Они попытались прыгнуть, но они опаздывали,
И они все умерли (они отморозили свои задницы),
Океаны и Пангея (материк)
Будь здоров, не хотел бы ты быть приведенный в движение тем же самым большим взрывом!

Все это началось с большого взрыва!

Разлетаясь во все стороны вечность, однажды
Заставит он звезды вспять повернуть
И коллапс имплозии, который уж мы не застанем, нам никак не повредит
А самый вероятный исход событий — это новый и еще Больший Взрыв!

Австралопитек был бы действительно сыт нами по горло.
Мы дискутируем, в то время как они здесь ловят оленя (мы ловим вирусы).
Религия или астрономия, Encarta (электронная мультимедийная энциклопедия, выпускаемая корпорацией Майкрософт), Второзаконие (название пятой книги Ветхого Завета, завершающей Пятикнижие).
Все это началось с большого взрыва!

Музыка и мифология, Эйнштейн и астрология.
Все это началось с большого взрыва!
Все это началось с большого взрыва!

Перевод на русский или английский язык текста песни — History of Everythin исполнителя Barenaked Ladies:

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait …
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

«Since the dawn of man» is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, would not wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It’s expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we will not be here, it will not be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we’re here, they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

Russian translation:

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Podozhite …
Earth began to cool,
autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
It all started with a big bang!

& Quot; Since the dawn of man & quot; really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
The fraction of a second and the elements were made.
Bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late,
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
Oceans and Pangea (Mainland)
Be healthy, you do not want to be set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with a big bang!

Scatter in all directions forever once
Will cause the stars to go
And the collapse of the implosion, which we really did not find you, we will not hurt
And the most likely outcome — a new and even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really fed up with us.
We are discussing, while they are catching deer (we’re catching viruses).
Religion or astronomy, Encarta (electronic multimedia encyclopedia published by Microsoft), Deuteronomy (the name of the fifth book of the Old Testament, the final Pentateuch).
It all started with a big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology.
It all started with a big bang!
It all started with a big bang!

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